Dude Ranch
1.Pathetic
2.Voyeur
3.Dammit
4.Boring
5.Dick Lips
6.Waggy
7.Enthused
8.Untitled
9.Apple Shampoo
10.Emo
11.Josie
12.A New Hope
13.Degenerate
14.Lemmings
15.I'm Sorry
Pathetic I know I'm pathetic, I knew when she said it A loser, a bum's what she called me when I drove her home There's no more waiting and sure no more wasting I've done all I can but she still wants to be left alone You got, you got, you got to help me out And I'll try not to argue No one, no one, no one likes a drop-out Mistakes are hard to undo Don't pull me down, this is where I belong I think I'm different, but I'm the same and I'm wrong Don't pull me down, this is where I belong I think I'm different, this is where I belong I think it's disgusting, believing and trusting If I gave a fuck there would be nothing for me to prove Although it's amusing, it's slightly confusing I've done all I can but her ego is still hard to move You got, you got, you got to help me out And I'll try not to argue No one, no one, no one likes a drop-out Mistakes are hard to undo Don't pull me down, this is where I belong I think I'm different, but I'm the same and I'm wrong Don't pull me down, this is where I belong I think I'm different, this is where I belong Don't pull me down, this is where I belong I think I'm different, this is where I belong
Voyeur And when the day ends I'm sure she feels sorrow The lonely guy I am, I like to watch her change I've been here two days, I'll sure be here tomorrow I'd eat her out if she were on my dinner plate (And I wish) I wish she'd be more kind now I'm out of luck 'cause the shades are pulled down I've seen everything there is to be shown I followed her all the way home I can't be too cool in a tree with my pants down The air is cold and I've got splinters in my feet She caught me once, but I don't think that she cares now Unlike before, her view is blocked by a leaf (And I wish) I wish she'd be more kind now I'm out of luck 'cause the shades are pulled down I've seen everything there is to be shown I followed her all the way home I bet this last time's the one time too many The rush of waiting is burning in my head Right after supper her brother shower's twice a week He kicks my ass so much, that filthy white inbred I've made mistakes by looking in the wrong window Her dad is big and I've never seen his face I've been here two days, and I'll sure be here tomorrow My lady's so sweet, she likes to entertain (And I wish) I wish she'd be more kind now I'm out of luck 'cause the shades are pulled down I've seen everything there is to be shown I followed her all the way home I bet this last time's the one time too many The rush of waiting is burning in my head Right after supper her brother shower's twice a week He kicks my ass so much, that filthy white inbred (1, 2, 3, 4)
Dammit It's alright / to tell me / what you think / about me I won't try / to argue / or hold it / against you I know that / you're leaving / you must have / your reasons The season / is calling / and your pictures / are falling down The steps that / I retrace / a sad look / on your face The timing / and structure / did you hear / he fucked her? A day late / a buck short / I'm writing / the report I'm losing / and failing / when I move / I'm flailing now And it's happened once again I'll turn to a friend Someone that understands Sees through the master plan But everybody's gone And I've been here for too long To face this on my own Well I guess this is growing up Well I guess this is growing up And maybe / I'll see you / at a movie / sneak preview You'll show up / and walk by / on the arm / of that guy And I'll smile / and you'll wave / we'll pretend / it's okay The charade / it won't last / when he's gone / I won't come back And it'll happen once again You'll turn to a friend Someone that understands And sees through the master plan But everybody's gone And you've been there for too long To face this on your own Well I guess this is growing up Well, I guess this is growing up [4x] Well, I guess this is growing up
Boring You don't need nothin' And I know that you won't even try Don't wait for me to help you Too late for any of my advice No trust All I got is lies Boring Alright Misplaced your values Forgot being the importance of being right Don't sit there and act humble I've heard your story a thousand times No trust All I got is lies Boring Alright
Dick Lips Please, mom You ground me all the time I know that I was right All along And I'm hoping Remember I'm a kid I know not what I did Just having fun You couldn't wait for something new And yesterday I thought of you It left me to think as if I couldn't walk away It's too late, I fell through Nothing to lose A boy who went out when he finished all his chores Nothing to do They can't trust me because I blew it once before Shit, dad Please don't kick my ass I know I've seen you trash At least one time Can I blame it On one of my dumb friends It's been awhile Since I have used that line You couldn't wait for something new And yesterday I thought of you It left me to think as if I couldn't walk away It's too late, I fell through Nothing to lose A boy who went out when he finished all his chores Nothing to do They can't trust me because I blew it once before (Alright) Nothing to lose A boy who went out when he finished all his chores Nothing to do They can't trust me because I blew it once before
Waggy Watching your house shrink away in my rear-view mirror As I drive away Wishing that I could take back all those words That meant nothing that I didn't say I'm trying To be what you want me to be But it's so damn hard to keep playing the part Of the fool, week after week I think you need some time alone (I think you need some time alone) You say you want someone to call your own Open your eyes, you can suck in your pride You can live your life all on your own Is this all going to be just another time That we play this game? I've tried to convince you that things could be different But somehow they end up the same But what Did you expect from me? What am I supposed to do? You say that you're starting to feel like you're getting lost Well, I do, too I don't wanna live this lie again (I don't wanna live this lie again) I know I'll get it right but I don't know when I'll open my eyes, I've got something in side I'll just jack off in my room until then It's never over 'til it's done And I don't think that you're the one It's never over 'til it's done And I don't think that you're the one
Enthused Am I strung out, crazy, or not allowed To be the one who gets stupid over you Lazy (lazy), laid back (laid back), maybe you're just on crack Why am I the one who gets fucked up and confused? (Go) She doesn't care at all She doesn't care at all She doesn't care about those times we never shared at all If I were the last of the few who always ask Would you still be the same person that I knew And if it's for me, another boring story I swear I'll act enthused
Untitled I think of awhile ago We might have had it all But I was so stupid then You needed time to grow But now just as things change As well my feelings do In time things rearrange I am so sick of chasing you But what do I get 'cause I just seem to lose You make me regret those times I spent with you And playing those games as I wait for your call And now I give up, so goodbye and so long It's not a change of pace This time I'll get it right It's not a change of taste I was the one there last night You have your other friends They were there when you cried Didn't mean to hurt you then Best friends just won't leave your side But what do I get 'cause I just seem to lose You make me regret those times I spent with you And playing those games as I wait for your call And now I give up, so goodbye and so long It's not a change of pace This time I'll get it right It's not a change of taste I was the one there last night When I needed you most When I needed a friend You let me down now Like I let you down then So sorry, it's over (Ahh...)
Apple Shampoo She didn't mean to deceive you, believe me But sometimes the hardest part is conceiving The good intentions that you had Now only came to this And although she saw the mark The arrow missed It isn't exciting reciting the stories Of kind words turned hurting when routine get boring Both getting tired of punk rock clubs And both playing in punk rock bands The start was something good But some good things must end And she said, "It could never survive With such differing lives One home, one out on tour again We may never come back The strike of a match The candle's buring at both ends." And now she knows too much And I'm too fucked up It's awkward trying to make my move I'll pretend that I'm fine Show up right on time But I know I'll never be that cool I never wanted to hold you back I'm just trying to hold on But my chance is gone I know / just where / I stand / a boy Trapped in the body of a man and I'll take what you're willing to give And I'll teach myself to live With a walk-on part of a background shot From a movie I'm not in She's so important And I'm so retarded And now I realize I should have kissed you in L.A. But I drove home all alone As if I had a choice, anyway Where are you coming from? What are you running from? Is it so hard to see? And if you're feeling scared Remember the time we shared You know it meant everything (everything) You know that it meant everything to me You know that it meant everything to me
Emo One more time you will laugh without it And he'll never try to give you more And I don't care, he is such a dick Treats you like you are a stupid whore And it seems like things will never change You go on, every cloud is in your way And I know you feel empty all the time You'll never listen to anything that I say She's better off sleeping on the floor 'Cause she fell right off when all Is said, you know It's okay to just want more Why leave when you claim it is love? But why stay when you're not the only one? She's proved she's strong Be brave, be strong She's better off sleeping on the floor 'Cause she fell right off when all Is said, you know It's okay to just want more She's better off sleeping on the floor She's better off sleeping on the floor (Because she fell right off her bed) She's better off sleeping on the floor She's better off sleeping on the floor (Because she fell right off her bed) She's better off sleeping on the floor She's better off sleeping on the floor (Because she fell right off her bed) She's better off sleeping on the floor She's better off sleeping on the floor (Because she fell right off her bed)
Josie Yeah, my girlfriend takes me home when I'm too drunk to drive And she doesn't get all jealous when I hang out with the guys She laughs at my dumb jokes when no one does She brings me mexican food from Sombrero's just because (Yeah, just because) And my girlfriend likes U.L. and D.H.C. And she's so smart and independent, I don't think she needs me Quite half as much as I know I need her I wonder why there's not another guy that she'd prefer And when I feel like giving up Like my world is falling down I show up at 3am She's still up watching Vacation, and I See her pretty face It takes me away to a better place and (I know that everything [3x]) Everything's gonna be fine (I know that everything [3x]) Everything's gonna be fine Yeah, my girlfriend takes collect calls from the road And it doesn't seem to matter that I'm lacking in the bulge She laughs at my dumb jokes when no one does She brings me mexican food from Sombrero's just because And when I feel like giving up Like my world is falling down I show up at 3am She's still up watching Vacation, and I See her pretty face It takes me away to a better place and (I know that everything [3x]) Everything's gonna be fine (I know that everything [3x]) Everything's gonna be fine (I know that everything [3x]) Everything's gonna be fine (I know that everything [3x]) Everything's gonna be fine (I know that everything [3x]) Everything's gonna be fine (I know that everything [3x]) Everything's gonna be fine (I know that everything [3x]) Everything's gonna be fine (I know that everything [3x]) Everything's gonna be fine
A New Hope I've got her in my head At night when I go to bed And I know it sounds lame, but She's the girl of my dreams And of course I'd do anything for her I'd search the moons of Endor I'd even walk naked through The deserts of Tatooine Princess Leia, where are you tonight? And who's laying there by your side? Every night I fall asleep with you And I wake up alone And even though I'm not as cool as Han I still want to be your man You're exactly the kind of Alderranian that I need But when you were available, I was Drinking Colt 45's with Lando I was hanging out in the cantina On Mos Eisley Princess Leia, where are you tonight? And who's laying there by your side? Every night I fall asleep with you And I wake up alone Princess Leia [2x] Princess Leia, where are you tonight? And who's laying there by your side? Every night I fall asleep with you And I wake up alone
Degenerate Crossed the street, naked at night Bent over to show some moonlight Pulled out some beer and I gulped it down Nude in a gutter is how I was found Thrown in the policecar and the door slammed No noise, just silence, as I screamed, my dick was Jammed, now in prison for one month, no one to see All I got is a guy Ben Dover Don't like hesh, don't like rap Kicked ol' Sally 'cause she's fat I'm a jerk, I'm a punk Took a shower 'cause I stunk Smoked a bong, killed a cat Had my nuts attacked by rats Dad got nude, I wore a thong For a hobby I make bombs Went to a farm to tip some cows Forgot that I left my pants down Bent over to pick them up Felt a twelve gauge up my hum-diddy-dum The farmer took me to his house Showed me the closet from the inside out The police came, they took me away Saw Ben Dover again and he's still gay Don't like hesh, don't like rap Kicked ol' Sally 'cause she's fat I'm a jerk, I'm a punk Took a shower 'cause I stunk Smoked a bong, killed a cat Had my nuts attacked by rats Dad got nude, I wore a thong For a hobby I make bombs Don't like hesh, don't like rap Kicked ol' Sally 'cause she's fat I'm a jerk, I'm a punk Took a shower 'cause I stunk Smoked a bong, killed a cat Had my nuts attacked by rats Dad got nude, I wore a thong For a hobby I make bombs
Lemmings A freight train to the right, feeling that sting of pride It's fucking with me, it's fucking with you All's fair in love and war until you say it isn't but you're wrong Words on the back of flyers, my clothes are in the dryer It means nothing, nothing is changing La familia is dead and gone, the children grew up and moved on Is it too much to ask for the things to work out this time? I'm only asking for what is mine I wanted everything, I got it and now I'm gonna Throw it away, I'll throw it away (yeah) Prime select and a box of glazed, pulling fly-bys on days When we were young and innocent Elbow-drop Sundays when Mark Eaton got beat to shit Laughing at the bands we hate, all the spots we used to skate They're still there, but we've gone our own ways I know it's for the best but sometimes I wonder Will I ever have friends like you again? Is it too much to ask for the things to work out this time? I'm only asking for what is mine I wanted everything, I got it and now I'm gonna Throw it away, I'll throw it away (yeah) Is it too much to ask for the things to work out this time? I'm only asking for what is mine I wanted everything, I got it and now I'm gonna Throw it away, I'll throw it away (yeah) You're gonna drown in the mess you make Your self-inflicted hate You turn your back on the friends you lose When they don't follow all your rules But people are what they wanna be They're not lemmings to the sea Maybe it's time you looked at yourself And stop blaming life on someone else
I'm Sorry Don't bide your time 'Cause it is almost over And I know you're down And I'll see you around And I know it hurts But you're just getting older And I know you'll win You'll do it once again Just yesterday It always seemed like such a dream We're unstoppable, indestructable Nothing happens to our machine And there's no harm At least nothing we can see As for you, not so true He couldn't choose where his road would lead What a loss You just lost all your sleep And we've always thought That this could never happen, you see That it's so hard You gotta get up on your feet 'Cause the only way, I gotta say Is to move on through the week Don't bide your time 'Cause it is almost over And I know you're down And I'll see you around And I know it hurts But you're just getting older And I know you'll win You'll do it once again Sorry [x16] (Sorry...) Happened to you [x4] Don't bide your time 'Cause it is almost over And I know you're down And I'll see you around And I know it hurts But you're just getting older And I know you'll win You'll do it once again